trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

(via ultr-av-iolent)


joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

(via thenotgoodwolf)


bluhstrider:

girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas

boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,

girl scouts: 10000   boy scouts: 0

(via opiumandbees)


kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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(via tyleroakley)


vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via dontstopletsparty)


taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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(via excusemejesus)


lesphantomoffleetstreet:

"People in musicals sing too much"

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"Boys who like musicals must be gay"

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"Musicals are repetitive"

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"Musicals last way too long"

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"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"

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"Musicals are just boring"

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"Musicals are childish"

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"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"

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(via excusemejesus)


internetexplorers:

scottthepilgrim:

rebuy:

repeal:

cumosaurus-rex:

nyamss:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

WTF IS THIS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

omfg

this was better than i expected

what the hell

what actually is this

what an absolute twat hahaha

(via onceatinyplanetexplorer)


unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via punkandprocrastination)



nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

(via myfandom-needsme)


p0kemina:

blackbabesupremacy:

the-goddamazon:

kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

Everyone would be losing their god damned minds if the roles were reversed for god’s sake this is not ‘cute.’

(via myfandom-needsme)


brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

(via 0utbox)


(via 0utbox)


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