biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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EQUALITY ISN’T A COMPETITION

  • Gay rights are not more important than animal rights
  • Stopping racism isn’t more important than stopping sexism
  • Transphobia isn’t more important than Islamophobia
  • EQUALITY IS AN EQUAL AIM

tim-burpon:

today was good as far as Mondays go

tim-burpon:

today was good as far as Mondays go

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cistro:

Veiny man hand on a girls leg with a tartan skirt

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wolfbruh:

Who is she.

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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vinebox:

but FIRST

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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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