luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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is it free
every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

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britneysbaldhead:

*sees porn on my dash*

me:

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Anna Wintour does the ice bucket challenge (x)

Anna Wintour does the ice bucket challenge (x)


ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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alt-j:

bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2

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whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

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livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

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saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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